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Thursday, May 19, 2005

You know how the saying goes... "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." I never really understood why it was that way until I pondered one night long and hard. And this is what I decided.

Mars is, quite obviously, red. Much like a man, Mars is simple - too simple. What you see is what you get. It appears to be red and hot. It is red and hot. There isn't much more to it than that.

Venus, on the other hand, much like a woman, is beautiful. It shines brightly in the night sky and if you were to look at pictures you'd see the beautiful colors of the clouds there. However, if you look just beneath the beautiful exterior of Venus, you find a complex interior. Not only is it complicated, it's dangerous. Ridiculously high temperatures and acid rain dominate the rocky radioactive terrain. This is clearly the only place women could have originated.

If you clung previously to the myth that men are from Mars because Mars is the god of war and women are from Venus because Venus is the goddess of love and beauty, kick yourself. You've been dooped. Now you know the truth.


posted at 10:20 PM by Randy
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