I've decided one of the most impossible tasks on Planet Earth is properly opening a container of yogurt. No matter how delicately you pull on that fragile little aluminum lid, no matter how ingenious your scheme to open it without being sprayed with fruity mucus, you fail.
Despite not being pressurized like a can of soda - crammed full of carbon dioxide - yogurt sprays out all the same. It is, I think, one of the unanswerable mysteries of the universe.
I've decided to go ahead and take this blog completely toward politics/economy. It's all I talk about anyway. Remember, you can email me at randy [at] circularlife [dot] com or use the chat box in the lower right.